The Return of the Red Eye Part 3

Ulysses and the crew discover the horribly quantum truth about The Red Eye.

Can they escape before its too late or will they be doomed to an easy listening fate….?

Ulysses Galactic Guides and Bounties Inc: Return of The Red Eye is dedicated to the memory of

Steve Kinley.
(1956-2007)
Kia Kaha

This show is rated AD-Parental Guidance 13 for parental guidance. Persons Younger than 13 Should be Accompanied by an Adult. For more info: http://theaudiodramadirectory.com/ratings/

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The Return of the Red Eye Part 2

More mad-cap madcappery as Ulysses, Ackbar and Hot-Tep explore the ghost ship Red Eye.

Questions answered in this episode include:

What is a TBDSG and why is it missing?
Why is Schroedinger’s Cat so important?
Why does the groom cry at a Delta Vorian Wedding?

This show is rated AD-Parental Guidance 13 for parental guidance. Persons Younger than 13 Should be Accompanied by an Adult. For more info: http://theaudiodramadirectory.com/ratings/

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The Return of the Red Eye Part 1

Ulysses and company are back and are in over their heads again.

Staring:
Doug Manlin as Ulysses
Damaris Mannering as Hot-Tep (the Delta Vorian Alien Scientist)
Natasha Lathrop as Ahmed Acbar
Mark Kalita as Eye-Ching

This show is rated AD-Parental Guidance 13 for parental guidance. Persons Younger than 13 Should be Accompanied by an Adult. For more info: http://theaudiodramadirectory.com/ratings/

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Of Abstinence and Eye-Ching Part 3

“This is the end… The End my friend…Of Ulysses Galactic Guides and Bounties Inc, Eye Ching…Join us for part 3 of this weird tale as Ulysses and his crew find themselves in an encounter with a Rock God and in desperate need of a body to sacrifice….”

Starring in Part 3:
Doug Manlin as Ulysses
Damaris Mannering as Hot-Tep (the Delta Vorian Alien Scientist)
Natasha Lathrop as Ahmed Acbar
Mark Kalita as Eye-Ching
Dave Sobkowiak- as the Lizard King

This show is rated AD-Parental Guidance 13 for parental guidance. Persons Younger than 13 Should be Accompanied by an Adult. For more info: http://theaudiodramadirectory.com/ratings/

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Of Abstinence and Eye-Ching Part 2

Sydney H. Ulysses, his stalwart sidekick Ahmed Ackbar, & Ulysses’ Delta-Vorian green alien girlfriend Hot-Tep, are hot on the trail of The Lizard King and his kidnapped victim- Galactic Guides very own Eye-Ching!!!But before Ulysses and co. can solve the mystery, save the proverbial day, and answer the question as to whether Ackbar has ever had sex, the self-proclaimed Lizard King brings his full powers from the dimension beyond the cosmic Doors to bear.

And the question must be asked… Can Ulysses survive Hot-Tep’s Delta-Vorian Libido???

Starring in Part 2:
Doug Manlin as Ulysses
Damaris Mannering as Hot-Tep (the Delta Vorian Alien Scientist)
Natasha Lathrop as Ahmed Acbar
Mark Kalita as Eye-Ching
Dave Sobkowiak- as the Lizard King

This show is rated AD-Parental Guidance 13 for parental guidance. Persons Younger than 13 Should be Accompanied by an Adult. For more info: http://theaudiodramadirectory.com/ratings/

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Of Abstinence and Eye-Ching Part 1

Sydney H. Ulysses, his stalwart sidekick Ahmed Ackbar and Ulysses’ alien libidinous, green girlfriend Hot-Tep, are back in a bizarre new adventure!!!

Worn out after far too many trysts with Hot-Tep, Ulysses seeks help from Galactic Guides’ fomer medical officer, the shamanistic “Wizard of Wonder” and thousand year-old alchemist, Eye-Ching , for an extraterrestial-strength “little blue pill”… (much to Ackbar’s chagrin).

But before Ulysses can score the goods, a new nemesis rears his Kingly Lizard Head from a dimension beyond the cosmic Doors. Some have said he is a god…and he just may be.
Can the crew of the Argo-2 prevent the universe from becoming one gigantic love-in? More to the point, do they want to?

Starring in Part 1:
Doug Manlin as Ulysses
Damaris Mannering as Hot-Tep (the Delta Vorian Alien Scientist)
Natasha Lathrop as Ahmed Acbar
Mark Kalita as Eye-Ching
Dave Sobkowiak- as the Lizard King and the Busboy

Ulysses- Head Hunting: Written and Produced by Bill Hollweg

Co-Created by Paul Mannering

This show is rated AD-Parental Guidance 13 for parental guidance. Persons Younger than 13 Should be Accompanied by an Adult. For more info: http://theaudiodramadirectory.com/ratings/

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Holiday Hunting Part 2

What seemed like easy money for our stalwart Heroes Samuel S. Ulysses and Ackbar, retrieving the fictional head of Tante Claus, for a female client who seemed like a crazed lunitic escaped from a psycho ward- Jacquelynn Frost, has proved a bit tougher than they thought…

Santa is indeed REAL, Ulysses has received nothing but coal in his stocking since the age of 5, Miss Frost is ACTUALLY a Dark Elemental in control of the Winter Elements, and Ulysses best friend Ackbar has been knocked unconscious tripping in the polar snows and finding the Peppermint Candy Cane marking the North Pole with his noggin’…

Will our heroes escape this dire predicament? Will Santa survive to bring toys to the good little girls and boys? Or will Jacquelynn Frost take over the North Pole in her spandex mini-skirt and wield the ultimate power of the Asgorath Cabal? Will Ackbar ever get a drink? These and many more mysteries will have to be solved if the UNIVERSE is to SURVIVE!!!

This show is rated AD-Parental Guidance 13 for parental guidance. Persons Younger than 13 Should be Accompanied by an Adult. For more info: http://theaudiodramadirectory.com/ratings/

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Holiday Hunting Part 1

Having survived the insidious Delta-Vorian health insurance syndicate on Delta 6, Ulysses and his trusty sidekick, Ackbar, return to earth for a break and to garner some new business…and they’re in luck. A cool new client named Jacquelynn Frost of the Elemental Asgorath cabal, is all too happy to oblige. Their mission is simple: bring her the head of Tante Claus.

This show is rated AD-Parental Guidance 13 for parental guidance. Persons Younger than 13 Should be Accompanied by an Adult. For more info: http://theaudiodramadirectory.com/ratings/

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Head Hunting Part 2

Sydney H. Ulyssess & his stalwart sidekick Ackbar Ahmed, return in part 2 of “Head Hunting” to face the perils of aliens with over active libidos, aliens filled jealous rage and carrying blasters, cybernetic implants fueled by thermonuclear weapons, and the question the entire universe wants to know, “will Ackbar ever get his head attached to a new body???” Join the insanity… It’s catching…. Like a case of Bendolian Herpes….

Starring in Part 1 and 2:
Doug Manlin as Ulysses
Damaris Mannering as Hot-Tep (the Delta Vorian Alien Scientist)
Ann Lysic as the Jealous Delta Vorian Alien
Natasha Lathrop as Acbar Ahmed
Gina Hollweg as Hustrella (Delta Vorian Alien)
Fifi as her camel self

Ulysses- Head Hunting: Written and Produced by Bill Hollweg

Co-Created by Paul Mannering

This show is rated AD-Parental Guidance 13 for parental guidance. Persons Younger than 13 Should be Accompanied by an Adult. For more info: http://theaudiodramadirectory.com/ratings/

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Head Hunting Part 1

Ulysses Galactic Guides and Bounties Inc are back in an all new camel laden adventure across time and space!

Quiver like Dynactian Sentient Jelly as Sydney H. Ulyssess, his Ramadan observing sidekick and Fi-Fi the camel face the perils of alien insurance assessors in the oddest space adventure series ever created.

This show is rated AD-Parental Guidance 13 for parental guidance. Persons Younger than 13 Should be Accompanied by an Adult. For more info: http://theaudiodramadirectory.com/ratings/

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